Saturday, March 13, 2010

70 more days...

And now, for a little...
Cruise Humor!

The Old Woman Holding her Hat

An old woman was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,  "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The old woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 72 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"



...and by "The Old Woman", we mean Nana!


70 more days!!!

Friday, March 12, 2010

71 more days...

Cruising with Cyn
Collection of useless information circuitous to the OPERATION: Poisson Rouge Adventure.

This 6 week installment of Cyn's Cinema, we will be exploring movies that have been filmed in the regions we will be visiting. Take some time off from your everyday life and watch a movie with scenes from Barcelona, Naples, Rome, Florence, Nice and Toulon.

Let us know if you've seen any of these movies and what your thoughts are.

TitleYearGenreIMDb RatingStaring
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 2009 (TV Movie) 2009Reality6.8Jessica Bouz, Kim Cloutier and more models
Synopsis:There is no plot to this tv movie, just boobies
Sightings:Filming took place in many different locations in which Naples is one.
Thoughts:When I came across this movie, I included it for the guys!
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou2004Adventure, Comedy, Drama7.2Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, Cate Blanchett, Anjelica Huston, Willem Dafoe, Jeff Goldblum
Synopsis:When his partner is killed by the mysterious and possibly nonexistent Jaguar Shark, Steve Zissou and his Team Zissou crew set off for an expedition to hunt down the creature. Along with his estranged wife, a beautiful journalist and a co-pilot who could possibly be Zissou's son, the crew set off for one wild expedition. Synopsis written by FilmFanUK
Sightings:Filming took place in Naples, Rome and Florence
The Talented Mr. Ripley 1999Crime, Mystery, Drama7.2Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, Cate Blanchett, Philip Seymour Hoffman
Synopsis:Manhattan lavatory attendant, Tom Ripley, borrows a Princeton jacket to play piano at a garden party. When the wealthy father of a recent Princeton grad chats Tom up, Tom pretends to know the son and is soon offered $1,000 to go to Italy to convince Dickie Greenleaf to return home. In Italy, Tom attaches himself to Dickie and to Marge, Dickie's cultured fiancée, pretending to love jazz and harboring homoerotic hopes as he soaks in luxury. Besides lying, Tom's talents include impressions and forgery, so when the handsome and confident Dickie tires of Tom, dismissing him as a bore, Tom goes to extreme lengths to make Greenleaf's privileges his own. Synopsis written by {jhailey@hotmail.com}
Sightings:Filming took place in many different locations in Naples and Rome
Thoughts:Finally a movie I've seen. Thought the movie was really good and have been trying to talk Ken into watching it.
Yesterday Today and Tomorrow 1964Genre7.3Sophia Loren, Marcello Mastroianni
Synopsis:Stories about three very different women and the men they attract. Adelina sells black-market cigarettes in Naples, is married to the unemployed Carmine, and faces a jail sentence. She can avoid it as long as she's pregnant. Several years and seven children later, Carmine is exhausted, so jail looks inescapable as does her contempt for Carmine. In Milan, Anna drives a Rolls, is bored, and picks up a writer. She talks dreamily of running off with him until he dents her car; that gets her emotional attention. Mara, a Roman call girl, turns the head of a naive seminarian, prompting a run-in with his granny and a vow of abstinence. Mara's fizzy lover from Bologna grows impatient. Synopsis written by {jhailey@hotmail.com}
Sightings:Doubtful for Naples, possible for Rome
Marriage Italian-Style aka Matrimonio all'italiana1964Comedy, Drama7.4Sophia Loren, Marcello Mastroianni
Synopsis:Domenico, a successfull businessman, with an eye for the girls, begins an affair with Filumena when she is 17 years old. She becomes a prostitute, but also becomes the mistress of Domenico. He eventually sets her up in an apartment, and she works for him in his various businesses. She secretly bears three children, who are raised by nannys. Domenico starts planning to marry a young employee. Filumena tricks him into marriage by pretending to be dying. Domenico annuls the marriage. Filumena then tells him of the three children. She says that one of the children belongs to Domenico, but will not say which one is his. You start to believe that all of the children could be his, and Domenico then marries Filumena again, this time willingly. Synopsis written by Steve Jordan {jordan@warwick.net} .
Sightings:Shot in Naples.
It Started in Naples1960Comedy, Drama5.9Sophia Loren, Clark Gable
Synopsis:Mike Hamilton, a Philadelphia lawyer, comes to Naples to settle the estate of his long estranged "black sheep" brother. Once there, he discovers that the deceased has left an eight-year old little boy named Nando, who is being raised by Michael's sister-in-law Lucia Curcio. Mike immediately disapproves of Nando's Italian-style (in other words "lax") education. To make matters worse, Lucia happens to be ... a sexy nightclub dancer. This is too much for a puritan like Mike and the only solution in his eyes is to have the boy brought up in the States... Synopsis written by Guy Bellinger
Sightings:Filmed in Naples and the surrounding area.

Next week we're off to Rome.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

72 more days...

Vatican City
Vatican City is separated from Rome by a wall. This wall surrounds the City on 3 1/2 sides - the north, the west, the south, and part of the east. The only really open area is the Piazza di San Pietro on the east side.  Vatican City is a city-state that came into existence in 1929.  It covers roughly 110 acres and has a population of about 1000 people.  The Vatican has its own Post office and issues its own stamps (the Vatican mail system is widely used by Romans since it is in most cases a lot quicker than Italian mail).  Vatican City has its own radio station, a railway station (mostly for freight), issues its own passports (the Pope, cardinals, members of the Swiss guard and clergy being the only recipients), and stamps its own coins (the 1Euro coin which has a portrait of the present Pope is in high demand with collectors).

St. Peter's Basilica
Emperor Constantine, the first Christian emperor of Rome, was ordered to build a basilica on Vatican Hill. The location was symbolic: this was the place where Saint Peter, the chief apostle, was buried in 64 A.D.
The building itself is truly impressive. The largest church in the world, it has a 238 yard long nave. The basilica's dome is the world's largest measuring 46 yards in diameter and reaching 151 yards high. The interior, which includes 45 altars, is decorated by many famous artists. Some of the most important works in the church are the Pietà by Michelangelo, the papal altar by Bernini, the Throne of St. Peter - also by Bernini - and the Monument to the Stuarts by Canova. The opulent interior can be visited daily for free although a strict dress code is enforced.

Near the entrance of the Basilica you will probably encounter some of the famous Swiss guards. Since 1506 they have been the guards of the Vatican and the pope in particular. All entrants to the army must be Swiss, Catholic and they must take the oath of loyalty to the Pope. This oath is taken May 6th, to commemorate the sacking of Rome on the same day in 1527 when Swiss guards protected pope Clement VII during his escape to the Castel Sant'Angelo. Of the 189 guards, only 42 survived.
You can also visit the dome itself (entrance is not free, but it's worth it). You have the option of taking the elevator or the stairs, the latter being a bit cheaper. The elevator brings you to the bottom of the dome from where a small, long and mostly spiral staircase brings you to the top of the dome. From there you have a magnificent view of Rome and of the Saint Peter's square in particular. The famous square with long symmetrical colonnades was designed by Bernini. It features a central obelisk and two identical fountains.

Vatican Museum

The Vatican Museum does not accept credit cards at the ticket office. Entrance fee is 15 Euros. It is open Monday to Saturday 9:00AM-6:00PM.  Remember the dress code – no bare shoulders or knees – that goes for men and women. The entrance to the Vatican Museum is on the north side of the city (outside the wall). You cannot enter the museum from the Basilica. You can take pictures in the museum – flash is not allowed in some spots.  The Vatican museums are over 9 miles long, and it is said that if you spent only 1 minute admiring each painting it would take you 4 years to complete the circuit!

Sistine Chapel
If you want to see the Sistine Chapel, you must go through the museum. (You can get to St. Peter’s from the Sistine Chapel.)  No photos can be taken in the Sistine Chapel – the ‘rights’ to all filming in the Chapel are owned by Japanese channel, Nippon TV. In 1980 they underwrote ($3-$4 million) the cleaning and restoration in exchange for the media rights to the restored ceiling.





The famous staircase is the (one way) exit from the museum. If you plan on going from the museum to St. Peter’s, remember to get a snapshot of it when you enter the museum. At the top of the escalator, it is located behind and to the left of the escalator.




Papal Audience

The audience starts at 10:30 AM on Wednesdays -- the day we will be there -- (Mass, Pope reads church viewpoints and opinions, and then offers blessings – these are in many languages) and is about 1 1/2 hours long. There are big screens at strategic places so you can still see what's going on even if you are seated far away. Remember to dress appropriately, you are visiting the Vatican. If you want to get a front row seat, you need to get there very early – around 8am. The museum is open, but entrance to St. Peter’s in blocked.


Wednesday, March 10, 2010

73 more days...

It won't be long....

...and this will be US!!!





I'm so excited!....is it really true???...only 73 more days!.....Aaaaahhhh!!!!

THANK YOU KEN & CINDY!

Cruise along and enjoy....^_~

Karen

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

74 more days...

Postcard #2:
Pope Benny!

Pope Benny was not only thrilled to recieve FREE POSTCARD #2 from the OPERATION: Poisson Rouge team, but he also decided to join them for the remainder of the cruise!


~ 74 more days! ~

Monday, March 8, 2010

75 more days...

The Finance Report:
Pull Up!  Pull up!!!

Both of our major metrics have stalled out this week.  Let's start with the value of the $US.  As you can see from the graph below, the $US lost $0.001/EU (a tenth of a cent) which is essentially flat.  This leaves Nana in the lead for an incredible 5th week. (Way to go old woman!)  Once again, in terms of trying to win the contest, this is good news for everyone except Mo.  However, overall it is disappointing news for all of us.  But who knows what the future will bring?  



CONTEST UPDATE:
Nana is STILL in the lead!

The winner of our contest (Grand Prize = 1 euro!) will be the one with the closest guess on May 21st, 2010. 
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THE WEB REPORT:
59 Countries...

It seems like just last week I was saying how there were plenty of countries left to join the blog.  This week, we added one.  Still, not bad.  I remember in the first month or two of the blog, when I looked at the tracking reports, I was disappointed to see that 95% of the traffic was from the people writing the blog, and a few other close friends  and family.  These days we get a large portion of our traffic from OTHER adoring fans.  (OK, ok...  other people who happen to stumble upon us...  Still, that's alot of stumbling!) 


free counters

What must they think?
We can only wonder, unless of course they take the time to write and request a free postcard!

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FREE Postcards!
What a segway...  Our offer remains open to anyone in the world who wants to receive a FREE postcard from the cast of Operation: Poisson Rouge during our European adventure.  Please click on the 'contact me' button below, and make your request.  There are 4 more postcards requests available, each to be filled free of charge!

Postcard #2 - #5: Still available

(Offer void to family, friends, and friends of family and friends...)

Sunday, March 7, 2010

76 more days...


Cruise along and enjoy...^_~


Karen