88 more days...

And now, for a little...
Cruise Humor!


The passengers aboard Voyager of the Seas saw a bearded man on a small island shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?", one passenger asks the captain. The cruise ship captain replied, "I've no idea. But every year when we pass, he goes nuts."



A musician who joined an orchestra on a Voyager of the Seas was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. . . . It's up to you, sync or swim."


A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard Voyager of the Seas as it was about to embark on a three-day trip to the Mediterranean.  He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, ... Beggars can't be cruisers.

88 more days!!!