Saturday, March 20, 2010

63 more days...

And now, for a little...
Cruise Humor!

OVERBOARD!


The old man and the old woman were on a cruise and it was quite stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat looking at the power of the storm when a huge wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.

Rescue crews were immediately dispatched, and searched the area for days without finding any sign of the old woman.  Eventually, the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got an email from the boat. It read: "Sir, I am sorry to inform you, we found your wife at the bottom of the ocean. We brought her back up to the deck and attached to her was an oyster, inside of which was a pearl worth $50,000.  Please advise".





The old man emailed back:
"Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!"

And by "The Old Man" and "The Old Woman", we mean...  No, no, no!  Not Nana, nor Pop-pop.  That's not how our old people with 50 years of marriage rolls! 

But still, its a funny joke!!!




63 more days!!!

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