56 more days...

And now, for a little...
Cruise Humor!

From the home office in Macungie, PA, we bring you...

The Top Ten Silliest Questions asked aboard a Cruise Ship!

#10 - Do these steps go up or down?

#9 - What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?

#8 - Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?

#7 - Does the crew sleep on the ship?

6. On the last night of the trip, do we put our suitcases out in the hallway before or after we go to sleep?

5. Does the ship make its own electricity?

4. Is the water in the toilets fresh water, or salt water?

3. Why don't the passengers in the inside staterooms get portholes?

2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day... If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?

And the #1 silliest question asked aboard a cruise ship...

What time does the midnight buffet start?!!

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Happy Passport Day

Need a passport pronto?

Today, March 27, is your day!

For the second year in a row, the State Department will allow citizens to walk up and apply for a passport at its 18 regional passport agencies without an appointment. Normally, citizens who want to apply at a passport agency must make an appointment during the workweek and have urgent travel plans. Also, some offices that accept passport applications, like the local county clerk, are rarely open on weekends, making this event a convenient alternative for first-time applicants and others needing to apply in person.

Another reason to apply now: passport fees may rise. Fees for new passports are expected to rise to $135 from $100, and renewals to $110 from $75.

56 more days!!!

63 more days...

And now, for a little...
Cruise Humor!

OVERBOARD!

The old man and the old woman were on a cruise and it was quite stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat looking at the power of the storm when a huge wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.

Rescue crews were immediately dispatched, and searched the area for days without finding any sign of the old woman.  Eventually, the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got an email from the boat. It read: "Sir, I am sorry to inform you, we found your wife at the bottom of the ocean. We brought her back up to the deck and attached to her was an oyster, inside of which was a pearl worth $50,000.  Please advise".

The old man emailed back:

"Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!"

And by "The Old Man" and "The Old Woman", we mean...  No, no, no!  Not Nana, nor Pop-pop.  That's not how our old people with 50 years of marriage rolls! 

But still, its a funny joke!!!

63 more days!!!

70 more days...

And now, for a little...
Cruise Humor!

The Old Woman Holding her Hat

An old woman was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,  "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The old woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 72 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

...and by "The Old Woman", we mean Nana!

70 more days!!!

77 more days...

And now, for a little...
Cruise Humor!

The Parrot And The Magician

A magician was working on the cruise ship 'Voyager of the Seas'. There was a different audience each week so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem;  The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.


Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat". "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table". "Hey, why are all these cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot.


One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course! They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another. After about a week the parrot said, "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"

77 more days!!!