Saturday, March 27, 2010

56 more days...

And now, for a little...
Cruise Humor!


From the home office in Macungie, PA, we bring you...
The Top Ten Silliest Questions asked aboard a Cruise Ship!


#10 - Do these steps go up or down?



#9 - What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?



#8 - Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?



#7 - Does the crew sleep on the ship?


6. On the last night of the trip, do we put our suitcases out in the hallway before or after we go to sleep?



5. Does the ship make its own electricity?




4. Is the water in the toilets fresh water, or salt water?




3. Why don't the passengers in the inside staterooms get portholes?





2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day... If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?



And the #1 silliest question asked aboard a cruise ship...


What time does the midnight buffet start?!!


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Happy Passport Day

Need a passport pronto?
Today, March 27, is your day!

For the second year in a row, the State Department will allow citizens to walk up and apply for a passport at its 18 regional passport agencies without an appointment. Normally, citizens who want to apply at a passport agency must make an appointment during the workweek and have urgent travel plans. Also, some offices that accept passport applications, like the local county clerk, are rarely open on weekends, making this event a convenient alternative for first-time applicants and others needing to apply in person.

Another reason to apply now: passport fees may rise. Fees for new passports are expected to rise to $135 from $100, and renewals to $110 from $75.




56 more days!!!

5 comments:

  1. #11 Are there icebergs in the Mediterranean?

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  2. So what time does the midnight buffet start?

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  3. I hope around 8pm or I'll be in bed!

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  4. Get Winnie that passport today!

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  5. Do we have to go to the compulsory lifeboat drill? I don't look good in orange....ba-da-bum!

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